Be humble. I always believed the higher a monkey climbs in the tree, the more people below can see his ass. You don’t have to be that monkey
— T. Boone Pickens
I always say, ‘Work eight hours, sleep eight hours — be sure they’re not the same eight hours’
— T. Boone Pickens
Relax, none of us are getting out of here alive
— Mel Brooks
Aesop: ‘A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.’ Warren Buffett: ‘A girl in a convertable is worth five in the phone book.’
— Warren Buffett
Would rather work with someone who has a 130 IQ, but thinks it’s 120, as opposed to someone with an IQ of 150 who thinks their IQ is 170
— Charlie Munger
BRAIN – An apparatus with which we think that we think
— Ambrose Bierce