50 Things To Do Before You Get Killed

1. Eat 10 White Castle burgers…before taking a road trip
2. Become a switcher...from C64 to Amiga
3. Have sex with someone whose name you don't know (and who wasn’t paid)
4. Drop Acid and wander around all night; see the sunrise on the ocean. Yeah man.
5. Regurgitate more than you ate (with the aid of Tequila)
6. Code BASIC on a VIC20
7. Forget the name of someone you’ve had sex with (Alzheimer’s doesn’t count)
8. Procreate (as nature intended or otherwise)
9. Allow a drunk woman to puke in your car...without getting upset
10. Run a marathon...without practicing
11. Own an iPod...and disguise it so no one can tell you have one
12. Kiss someone until your tongue hurts (for whatever reason)
13. Give someone a $1,000 gift...for no occasion
14. Root against Frodo
15. Photograph your privates from strange angles
16. Chalk trace the entire body of someone who is neither dead nor clothed
17. Eat an entire Domino’s pizza in less than 5 minutes
18. Dirty dance completely drunk in front of your peers and/or colleagues
19. Go down the big dark tube slide at the water park
20. Break up a dog fight...after cheering yours on for a while first
21. Have makeup sex...after picking a fight for just that purpose
22. Download more than 1 gig of internet porn is a single session
23. Have a fling at work (without anyone noticing)
24. Dominate your fantasy sports league
25. Recite an entire Monty Python skit...by paraphrasing every line
26. Awaken with your head stuck to the carpet/ground...by your own vomit
27. Wear glasses...after running them over with your car
28. Complete A Bard's Tale and Baldur's Gate...and prefer the gameplay of the former
29. Rack up $50 grand in credit card debt...and get out of it without going bankrupt
30. Mock someone...after breaking their leg(s)
31. Lecture someone on the finer points of dishwashing
32a. Heatedly argue with someone of the opposite political persuasion (conservative/liberal)
32b. ...then have hot monkey love with said person
33. Flirt with old people - they don't want your sympathy
34. Throw a drink in someone’s face (when they aren’t expecting it)
35. Get so sunburned the “skin” comes off in chunks
36. Shave a part of your body that no one would expect you to
37. Eat an entire box of cereal in one morning
38. Fall asleep in a club/bar…and don’t wake up until morning
39. Egg the car of your enemy
40. Urinate in a friend’s house (somewhere other than a bathroom)
41. Have incredible 'Hotel Sex'...in the wrong room
42. Cook something so terrible that you throw away the pan too
43. Decline to administer oral pleasure for purely aesthetic reasons
44. Cheat on two tests, one as a giver and one as a receiver. Bastard.
45. Eat vegetarian for a couple days. God that sucked.
46. Recite a skit from South Park…without imitating any of the voices. Timmah!
47. Incite a flame war…just to distract your enemy from an online game
48. Destroy an automobile on the day you insured it
49. Embark on a Viagra-fueled sex romp through a SE Asian country. Or Amsterdam.
50. Save the best for last. Just once, you friggin’ pig.
51. Defile the work or living space of your enemy. Savor.

How did that Lollipop taste?